bansheeinthedark:

sexuallydisoriented:

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

you are such a sordid pumpkin seed I s2g

YOU INCONGRUOUS KNITTING NEEDLE

permissiontogoafterhim:

[x]

godendag:

(sometimes, someone says something really small and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart.)

thenizu:

My entry for “let’s draw those goofs at least once a week" :°D And since I’m a horrible person, I kind of revamped a drawing that I used for the tweetout posters? I’m sorry, this is probably cheating é7è

annulet:

baethoven

hey everybody, look who wrote some tooth-rotting lazy morning samsteve! (hint: it me)

wickedtheory:

DEADPOOL - “Oh, F***K Me” (High Quality) - Here’s that test footage that has been popping up all over since it leaked at comic-con, featuring Ryan Reynolds as The Merc With The Mouth - in crisp, clear video! Looks so much better! Watch now before it gets taken down.

haha if peter mills dies i’m gonna quit cf alltogether

googlebus:

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

how dare you 

master-of-duct-tape:

bootycap:

i wanted to post the full sized version of this

and also here’s a transparent dorito

image

OH
MY
GOD

sebadasstian-stan:

proof that jeremy renner is actually hawkeye

astolat:

Wings is NOW COMPLETE! \o/  

Wings (21744 words) by astolat
Chapters: 7/7
Fandom: Captain America (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson
Characters: Sam Wilson (Marvel), Steve Rogers, James “Bucky” Barnes, Natasha Romanov, Bruce Banner, Tony Stark
Additional Tags: Wings, Hydra (Marvel), Body Modification, Origin Story, OT4 Feels
Series: Part 4 of Captain America works
Summary:

“You know, whatever you’re planning to do to me,” Sam said, working hard to keep his voice steady, “I’m not going to be using it for you.”

Direct link to the final chapter

Chapter summary: The room was silver and white, full of computers and medical equipment, and there were four other people in it.

With many thanks to cesperanza and counteragentfilms for beta! I’m super happy this one got finished. :D 

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